Mental Purge

Every now and then, I just have to purge things from my brain. This is one of those times.

Begin purge...

During the dark ages, there were probably a lot of sleepless knights. 

Would we still think ill of hyenas if they were called "chipmunks" or "bunnies"? 

I miss the sound of a couple of pennies jingling in my pocket, but that's just my two-cents' worth. 

I forgive everyone who has ever farted in my presence - what's past is past. 

I wonder if flies have a saying: "What happens on flypaper stays on flypaper". 

In food, tasteless is the same as bland, but in words and deeds, tasteless and bland are very different things. 

One can't own the sky, but Ione Skye (when you're purging, you can say anything). 

I'm still angry about the time that guy got Pringles crumbs all over my shoulder. 

What's the right way to rub someone? 

I'm 52, which is exactly how many cards there are in a deck (if I were playing with a full one). 

I wouldn't be caught dead as a zombie or a vampire. 

Why are you coming to my mall to shop for trend-forward clothing, shoes, handbags, accessories and more? Your Guess is as good as mine.

...End Purge