It's just a theory, but I'm beginning to believe that the world did end on December 21st after all. (Aside: the term "after all" is pretty cool when you're thinking apocalyptically).
I don't mean this in the way that some Apocalypse apologists might (i.e. 'the world ended as we knew it'); I mean that it is becoming apparent to me that the world did end for real on December 21st 2012 as predicted. Since that day, we have all been living in a very convincing replica of the world we knew. Someone is trying hard to cover-up the Apocalypse!
But the evidence is out there. Look at your life, think of your life before - like me, you'll see signs of an Apocalypse cover-up. Here is mine (or should I say "Mayan" - ha ha):
(The rest of this post will be written in giant blue font because it seems appropriate to do so.)
Since December 21st 2012, I have not been to work. Not even once. Going to work was a daily occurrence pre-Apocalypse.
I remember distinctly that two of my daughters used to be away at school. Suddenly, they're here again - like University never happened. And they still don't clear their dishes after they eat. Like they'd be away at University, take care of themselves for all that time, then come home and stop doing it.
It snowed today! Snow! In Canada! Who are they trying to kid??!?
On December 21st 2012, one of my daughters got her driver's license. Apocalyptic? I THINK SO.
Last night we played Scrabble and I used all 7 of my letters THREE times. That never would have happened if the world had continued. Suddenly good letters come out of the bag?? (Of course, the 2 daughter replicas who are at home with me might think otherwise - but this is my post-Apocalypse rant, not theirs)
Pre-Apocalypse I used to have funny things to say on my blog. Not anymore.
Whoever is perpetrating this hoax, I'm onto you. Try harder! Or, send pistachio ice cream and lots of it and I'll keep quiet (the real stuff, not spumoni).
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